1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:10,600 Well, can you check it? 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,080 "Hello, Deb. 3 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,880 "Just in the toilets thinking about you. 4 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,160 - Love, Dev." - Oh, he's sweet. 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,440 Worth the effort from all of us, yes? 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,920 You said you have to keep your eyes shut 7 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,600 - when you have sex with him. - Yeah, I do. 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,120 But he's got a massive house. 9 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,640 Massive. 10 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,080 Massive. 11 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,600 ♪ Sound of the underground ♪ 12 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,680 ♪ The beat of the drum goes 'round and 'round ♪ 13 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,600 Sorry, I really can't handle sad music right now. 14 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,480 - It's Girls Aloud. - Yeah, exactly. 15 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,080 Oh, God, you're not gonna have another one 16 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,520 of your bloody episodes, are you? 17 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,120 I think it's already started. 18 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,560 Well, this time, can you try and not drag 19 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,640 everyone into your vortex of misery, please? 20 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,360 Just get in the back, Josie. 21 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,200 Late. 22 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,720 - Good day? - Drive. 23 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,200 I'm just gonna let these kids go past. 24 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,240 Kill them. 25 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,160 What the fuck? 26 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,480 Is that Nicky? Who is he with? Look at her. 27 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,240 Look at her horrible eyebrows. 28 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,880 Wow, she's fit. 29 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,640 Oh, well, why don't you just finger her, then? 30 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,360 - Sorry. - Oh, fuck. 31 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,320 I'm gonna kill myself. Don't let him see me. 32 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,320 You don't need to be so dramatic. 33 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,040 Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick. 34 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,480 It's coming. 35 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:33,880 It's fucking coming. 36 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,360 As a woman, you really shouldn't tie 37 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,960 your self-esteem to a man. 38 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,920 I'm gonna cut my wrists and send him a picture. 39 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,040 For God's sake. Josie, will you tell her? 40 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,120 Yeah, no, I actually tried that with Georgia. 41 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,360 I bled all the way from Crawley to Bristol, 42 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,200 and she didn't even offer to pay for the Megabus back 43 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,520 or anything. 44 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,440 Listen, girls, I know it's hard, 45 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,200 but as you get older, you'll learn to love 46 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,280 with less of your heart... 47 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,200 less and less, until eventually there's nothing left anymore. 48 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,960 Okay? 49 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,440 No, you just haven't met the one. 50 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,240 He's the love of my life. 51 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,440 Wash the blade first. 52 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,960 Now, remember, girls, be normal. 53 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,480 We like this one. 54 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,240 I'm gonna call him Daddy. 55 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,440 I'm gonna call him Daddy, 56 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,800 but, like, only in a sexual way. 57 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,920 Josie, keep it light. 58 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:33,920 Dev. 59 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,440 So it was at that point, they put me on mirtazapine, right? 60 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,480 Which I actually think more, like, masks the issue 61 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,680 rather than dealing with the root cause of it, 62 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,720 if you get me. 63 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,160 Do you know what I mean? 64 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,280 Like, I don't really feel any happier. 65 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:50,400 I just want to eat Frosties literally all the time. 66 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,440 Would you like to see my hospital pajamas? 67 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,000 Uh... 68 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,840 Mum, she's talking about her mental health again. 69 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,240 Oh, for fuck's sake! Not to Dev! 70 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,880 - Guess what color they are. - Dinner is ready now. 71 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,120 Oh, lovely. 72 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,680 Don't you dare. 73 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,560 I shouldn't have to hide my depression. 74 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,280 And I shouldn't have to hide the stress shingles 75 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,440 on my arse with a Compeed, but we all make sacrifices. 76 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,520 It costs more than my wine, that does. 77 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,880 Sorry. 78 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,520 Pole with a flat blade used to row a boat, 3. 79 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,400 Noble gas with the atomic number 86, 5. 80 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,680 A shortened term for a large bedroom for several people, 4. 81 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,880 Someone or something related to Ancient Rome 82 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,120 or its empire, 5. 83 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:53,440 And low, human-produced noise or complaint, 4. 84 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:57,440 - Anyone like a Mini Milk? - Yeah. 85 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,040 Keep staring like that, 86 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,840 and I will slit your throat in your bed. 87 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,640 - Can I get a hand, please, Dev? - Oh, of course. 88 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,800 Jose, I need to ask you something. 89 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,280 Yeah? 90 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,720 And I need you to answer honestly. 91 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,040 - Okay. - Seriously, even if it's 92 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,160 something that I'm not gonna like. 93 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,560 Okay. 94 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,040 Do you think Nicky's moved on? 95 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,560 - Yes. - No. 96 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,080 Because he hasn't actually broken up with me. 97 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,280 That's the thing. He just asked for space. 98 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,360 Yeah, but I kind of feel like asking for space 99 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,840 is just a thing you do before accepting 100 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,200 your relationship is dead. 101 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,040 What? 102 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,880 Well, it's a bit like, um-- you know when you have, like, 103 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,640 leftovers that you're never actually gonna finish, 104 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,000 so you just, like, put them in Tupperware 105 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,480 and, like, leave them in the fridge, 106 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,360 and they just go off in the fridge, right? 107 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:43,960 When really, you should've just put them straight in the bin. 108 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,440 It's a bit like that. It's in the bin. 109 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,840 He's really not worth obsessing over. 110 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,320 I'm not obsessed. I just can't live without him. 111 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,080 - Hmm. Mm. - I gave him everything. 112 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,720 I had sex with him literally all the time, 113 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,200 even when I really didn't want to. 114 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,760 - Yeah. - 'Cause that's what love is. 115 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,640 That's what love is, yeah. 116 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,920 I'm gonna go to his birthday party, win him back. 117 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,640 I love that. Yeah, you should definitely go. 118 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,240 Uh, he's obviously forgotten I'm a 10 and he's a 2. 119 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,800 - Yeah, I think so. - I just gotta remind him. 120 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,000 - Mm-hmm. - Jose, we're soul mates. 121 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,320 Yeah. 122 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,520 And if he doesn't take me back, 123 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,200 - I will kill myself. - Cool. 124 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,880 Do you want a strawberry or chocolate Mini Milk? 125 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,040 - Uh, strawberry, please. - Okay. 126 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,640 That's it. That's it. 127 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,640 That's it. 128 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,840 Well? 129 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,760 Pudding's canceled. 130 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,840 - What's wrong? - Sorry. 131 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,320 I'm not sure what's happened there. 132 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,120 Hmm. 133 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,400 Do you want a beer? 134 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,240 Uh, no, no. 135 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,400 I've just brushed my teeth. Um... 136 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,920 To be honest with you, I think it might be 137 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,840 something to do with Josie. 138 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:25,440 It's her face. It's just so sad. 139 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,840 Oh. That's just her personality. 140 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,880 Trust me, she likes being depressed. 141 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,080 Oh, it's put me off a bit. Put me off my game. 142 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:37,040 Oh. All right. 143 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,880 See, a girl her age, it's not right, and, uh... 144 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:44,440 I'm not sure it's healthy to be around it. 145 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:49,440 You see, Joe Rogan, he says depression's contagious, 146 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:53,640 and I've just got too much on at work to be catching that. 147 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,280 Hmm? 148 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:58,240 Of course. 149 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,560 Can you just let go? 150 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,640 Sorry. Thanks. 151 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,320 Good morning! 152 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,720 Time for work. 153 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,200 I don't think I'm up to it. 154 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,840 I'm just not creatively fulfilled in retail. 155 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,680 Josie, we've talked about this. 156 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,120 Work isn't about fulfillment. 157 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,840 It's about earning money so you can buy stuff 158 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,360 - that makes you feel fulfilled. - I think-- 159 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,440 No, no, stop. Too much thinking. 160 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,000 No wonder you feel a bit sad. 161 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Just have a cup of tea, pop some deodorant on, 162 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,360 - and stop thinking. - But-- 163 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,000 Trust me, stop thinking. 164 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,960 Do you see me thinking? No. It's not good for you. 165 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,840 Your brain is the enemy, so just stop. 166 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,160 And can you try and smile a bit more when you're with us? 167 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,760 Dev says he finds you a haunting presence, 168 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,520 and I'd prefer if his libido wasn't dragged down 169 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,520 by your face. 170 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:55,560 There she is, ready for the big, wide world. 171 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,480 Have you farted? 172 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,440 I can't do it in my room. Dev's in there. 173 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,240 Please don't make me go inside. 174 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,720 I think I'm having a panic attack. 175 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,640 Yeah, my tits feel really tight. 176 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,280 Do other people really just walk around 177 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,800 pretending they're absolutely fine 178 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,600 when everything inside their head is on fire? 179 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,520 I genuinely think I'd rather be dead 180 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,160 if I've got to spend the rest of my life smiling 181 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,840 and pretending like I'm someone else. 182 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,840 Get out of the fucking car. 183 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,720 Aha! Found you. 184 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,320 You've been off for ages. 185 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,600 Where you been? 186 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,080 Really shouldn't talk about it. 187 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,840 Methinks the girl is troubled. 188 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,320 I don't want to suck you into my vortex. 189 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,040 Come on, I've made a hot chocky and everything. 190 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,440 Talk to me. 191 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,840 Okay. 192 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,200 Well, Mum's got this new boyfriend called Dev, right? 193 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,640 And he's really nice, 194 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,400 and I really thought we were getting on. 195 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,600 But then, basically, Mum came in this morning 196 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,560 and told me that my face was actually preventing him 197 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,640 from being able to get an erection, 198 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,480 which is an issue 'cause he's got a massive house. 199 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,920 I think the problem was that I walked in 200 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,640 on him fingering her in the kitchen 201 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,760 bent over the toaster. 202 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,080 But I didn't mean to make him uncomfortable. 203 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,840 I just wanted to talk to him. 204 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,240 And how did it go? 205 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:43,360 Well, it was like he was trying to birth a lamb, 206 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,080 but the lamb didn't want to come out yet. 207 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,840 - No, I meant talking to him. - Oh. 208 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,840 We didn't get that far. 209 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,360 I think we were both a bit distracted. 210 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,640 Do you--do you really think 211 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,040 my face could prevent him getting an erection? 212 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,280 I don't know. 213 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,840 Oh. 214 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,280 This is actually, um, cold. 215 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,240 I'm just gonna go reheat. 216 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,000 What does he see in her? 217 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,680 Who? 218 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,800 Bianca. I found her. 219 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,360 Don't wipe it on my bed. 220 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,160 What is it about her? 221 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:48,280 I don't know. She seems quite happy. 222 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,280 And she's so fucking thin. I hate that. 223 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,000 I know. 224 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,440 Where's all the damage? 225 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,120 What the fuck does she even talk about? 226 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,800 I guess we just have to remember 227 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,040 that most people aren't wet for trauma like we are. 228 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,040 - But trauma's all we've got. - I know. 229 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,920 Okay, how do I be more like her? 230 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,840 Don't worry. She's basic. She's live, laugh, love. 231 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,640 We're... 232 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,960 death, silence, hate. 233 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,640 They'll go out for a bit, she'll break his heart, 234 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,840 he'll be alone and vulnerable, and that's when we strike. 235 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,440 And what the fuck am I supposed to do 236 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,040 - in the meantime? - I don't know. 237 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:30,640 Stop texting him and leave him alone for a bit? 238 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,640 Okay, be serious. 239 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,520 Do you think I shouldn't go to the party? 240 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,240 No, you should. You look really skinny. 241 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,240 - Not skinny like her, though. - Yep, really skinny. 242 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,280 Everyone's worried. We all talked about it. 243 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,600 Really? 244 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,360 Mum's gonna try and fix my depression tomorrow 245 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,680 by taking me shopping. 246 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,360 Oh, my God, you're stealing my move. 247 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,840 - What? - Yeah, sometimes I just 248 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,440 pretend I'm gonna kill myself. 249 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,480 She takes me out for a new jacket and a Wagamama. 250 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,840 That's amazing. 251 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,960 What about this? 252 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,320 Mm, no. It's too straight. 253 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,040 Well, think how feminine you'd look, though. 254 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,840 Hides your arms. 255 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,920 - This one? - No. 256 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,200 Dresses like that don't suit me. 257 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,600 I look like a milkmaid. 258 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,680 Why are you so weird about your body? 259 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,000 Try it on. 260 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,240 You'll hide your round shoulders. 261 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,160 - I don't want to. - Try it on. 262 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,840 I don't want to. I don't like it. 263 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,280 Please don't shout, or I'll have a panic attack. 264 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,360 Why are you so anxious? 265 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,040 Because I'm traumatized by my childhood. 266 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,280 No, that can't be it. 267 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,760 You must be having too much coffee. 268 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,360 Now get in there and try the fucking dress on, 269 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,040 or I swear to God, I will scream the place down. 270 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,440 - Can I help? - Yes. 271 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,720 My daughter won't try the dress on. 272 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,480 Why won't you try the dress on? 273 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,480 Okay, fine, I'll try the fucking dress on, okay? 274 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,040 Oh, you look lovely. 275 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,840 I'm buying it. 276 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,240 Okay. 277 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,240 Doesn't that feel good? 278 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,280 Yeah, it does a bit. 279 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,880 Mum, we don't have that much money. 280 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,640 You're using a clothes peg as a hair clip. 281 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,840 It's fine. 282 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,640 - It's quite a rush, isn't it? - Exactly. 283 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,160 New clothes are really exciting 284 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,400 because you haven't had the chance to create 285 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,960 any sad memories wearing them yet. 286 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,040 I could be a new me, a better me. 287 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,000 Now you're getting it. 288 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,160 Oh, it's starting to wear off a bit now. 289 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,600 I feel a bit sad again. 290 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,160 Well, that's why we go back next week. 291 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,320 Oh, okay, as long as you don't think 292 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,120 it's unhealthy to try and fix mental health problems 293 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,040 by throwing money we don't have into an ever-growing void. 294 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,840 Accessories. 295 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,960 - Billie. - Hmm. 296 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,800 - Billie. - Hmm. 297 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,960 How much? 298 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,960 27 pounds. 299 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,800 And Mum paid for it. 300 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,000 She cried until they gave her a discount, though, right? 301 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,680 Nope. Honestly, she got out her card, and she paid. 302 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,520 It was like a film. 303 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,880 Money must have come through from the roof insurance scam. 304 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,640 - Oh. - Right, so I spent 305 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,320 four hours on Bianca's Instagram, 306 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,440 and I realized what Nicky's been trying to tell me. 307 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,440 - What? - It's her hair. 308 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,200 He likes blondes, bleached blondes. 309 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,680 Okay. 310 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,240 - So guess what. - What? 311 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,440 We're going blonde. 312 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,760 We've got three hours before the party, 313 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,280 and it better look good, or I'm gonna tell Mum 314 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,720 where you've hidden the pills. 315 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,960 Okay, are you sure you want to do this? 316 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,360 Do you remember how mine looked? 317 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,680 Yeah, but you've got such thin hair, 318 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,040 so it was always gonna look different. 319 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,080 Plus, you didn't know whether to put it 320 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,480 on your head or to drink it. 321 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,880 I was kept in a psych ward overnight. 322 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,600 Oh, my God, are we ever gonna stop 323 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,080 talking about your mental health? 324 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,960 Exactly like her, yeah? 325 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,040 Really look at it, Jose. 326 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,560 Remember, fucking fit. 327 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,120 Got it. Okay. 328 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,720 - What do I have to do? - Right. 329 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,640 You mix the powder with the goo so it goes burny. 330 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,960 Is that what it says in the leaflet? 331 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,400 Yeah. And then when it's all on, 332 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,720 that's when you put the hat on my head. 333 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,560 It's really important so it cooks. 334 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:05,040 - Do you mean the ASDA bag? - Yes, the hat. 335 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,680 It stinks in here. 336 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,040 Sorry. 337 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,440 Hi, Dev. 338 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,640 Hello. 339 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:34,120 - Do you like my new dress? - Uh, yes. 340 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,120 You--you look very jolly. 341 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,880 Doesn't she look like Reese Witherspoon, 342 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,240 but more feminine? 343 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,000 How's my big man? 344 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,480 All the better for seeing you, sexybum. 345 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,560 I think maybe we should have a look 346 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,240 at something in the kitchen. 347 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,680 Thanks for doing this, by the way. 348 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,320 You're welcome. 349 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,320 It's nice, isn't it, spending time together? 350 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,440 Why do you always have to make things so fucking weird? 351 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,240 Sorry. 352 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,240 This is gonna look so good, though, isn't it? 353 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,280 - Yeah. - 'Cause that's feminism. 354 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,840 If it hurts loads, it must be worth doing. 355 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,840 Um, yeah. 356 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,280 He's not gonna know what to do with himself 357 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,840 now that I'm bleach blonde with big tits. 358 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,960 So much blood is gonna rush to his dick, 359 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,920 he's gonna get brain damage. 360 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,800 Bianca is fucked. 361 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,800 She's gonna end up in a psych ward like you. 362 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,840 You're foaming at the mouth. 363 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,240 Yeah. 364 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,440 It's really fucking stinging now. 365 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,640 Where would you say on, like, a scale? 366 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,680 - Like a 7. - Okay. 367 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,160 7's not so bad. 368 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,120 Last bit on the roots, anyway. 369 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,040 Okay, it's gone up. 370 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,760 8. 371 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,440 8.5. 372 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,440 9. 373 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,680 Oh, no. Does it hurt? 374 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,000 9.5. 375 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,840 - Josie seems much chirpier. - Oh, yes. 376 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,880 They're both in great spirits. 377 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,680 My two happy little girls. 378 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,760 Oh, my God, it burns. 379 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,640 I don't know how women go through 380 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,440 what we go through for men. 381 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,480 I do this all for you, Nicky. 382 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,800 This is all for you. 383 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,240 Nearly done. 384 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,120 This is what you wanted. 385 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,640 Okay... 386 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,000 finished. 387 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,960 Is it stretchy? 388 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,280 Remember to check. 389 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,520 Is it? 390 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,240 A bit. 391 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,800 Okay, I-I'm just gonna put the hat on now. 392 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,840 I have never been in this much pain 393 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,840 in my entire life. 394 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,520 I can't breathe. 395 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,800 I think I'm going to die. 396 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,440 - I look incredible, right? - Oh, my God. Wow. 397 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,040 I mean, I'm your sister, and I'm horny. 398 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,040 Don't wait up. 399 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,760 Modernity and warmth 400 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,320 reflecting each family's unique personality 401 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,840 and, of course, their passion for cooking. 402 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,840 Join us next time as we venture into-- 403 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,560 You see, it's interesting they went 404 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,640 with the, uh, granite countertops in the end, 405 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,080 because they're not as durable as they should be. 406 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,200 Mm. 407 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,280 That is so interesting, Dev. 408 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,160 Yes, isn't it, Josie? 409 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,320 Good girl. 410 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,440 I decided on Silestone in the end. 411 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,040 It's a little bit less trendy, but, um... 412 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,720 as I always say, function over fashion. 413 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,960 It's gonna look gorgeous when it's finished. 414 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,400 Yes. Yes. Yes, it is. 415 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,240 You see, people often rush the finish, 416 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,280 but that's actually where you maximize your yield. 417 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,680 Mm. 418 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,320 Um, and that reminds me, 419 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,440 since you are so artistic, Deb, 420 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,240 perhaps you'd like to help me, uh, pick out the tiles 421 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,880 for the backsplash? 422 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,840 Love to. 423 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,840 Right, well, I'm gonna have a fag and, um, 424 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,840 then maybe an early night... 425 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,440 sexybum. 426 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:33,040 It's happening, Josie. 427 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,640 You fucking bitch! 428 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,920 You said you needed the hat so the hair cooks. 429 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,960 Why didn't you tell me I had "ASDA" on the back of my head? 430 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,720 Um, I'm afraid of confrontation? 431 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,560 Well, you're gonna get one now. 432 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,040 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 433 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,840 Stop it! 434 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,600 Stop it! 435 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,760 I'm having a panic attack. 436 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,240 - Not the ketchup! - Not my dress. 437 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,120 Oh, you look like a fucking milkmaid! 438 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,080 It costs more than my wine! 439 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,240 Stop being pig women! 440 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,480 Do you see what you've done, Josie? 441 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,120 Right, that's it. 442 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,920 I'm really gonna do it this time. 443 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,400 It's happening. I'm gonna fucking do it! 444 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,240 We okay? 445 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,240 Yes. 446 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,840 Uh... 447 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,720 Billie just wants to go to Wagamama. 448 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,240 Hello. I'd just like to return this, please. 449 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,840 Yeah, of course. Anything wrong with it? 450 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,920 Nope, nothing. Just didn't suit her. 451 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,360 Not feminine enough. 452 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,640 Oh. 453 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,160 Uh... 454 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,240 yeah, don't think we can accept this. 455 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,840 Girls, can you just wait outside, please? 456 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,880 Sorry. 457 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,640 It's just that my husband's left us 458 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,680 in quite a lot of--of debt, 459 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:15,040 and, um, we're just trying to be really brave about it. 460 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,960 So... 461 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,640 It's just-- 462 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,720 I'm sorry. 463 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,160 I'm sorry your hair didn't win Nicky back. 464 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,240 - He was bad news, anyway. - No, he was perfect. 465 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,840 Exactly my type-- 466 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,960 a drug dealer who looked like he wanted to hurt me. 467 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,440 Daddy? 468 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,240 Daddy. 469 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,880 He did have great chat, though, didn't he? 470 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,400 Great chat. 471 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,040 That doesn't mean he's allowed to be a dick. 472 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,320 Yeah. 473 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,440 - Can I tell you a secret? - Yeah. 474 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,840 Literally never wore a condom once. 475 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,480 That's classic Nicky. 476 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,400 - Not once? - Mm, didn't like them. 477 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,280 Said they'd end up in the ocean and dolphins can choke on them. 478 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,040 Billie, that's really bad. What if you're, like-- 479 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,040 No, there's no chance, 'cause your body 480 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,840 has to be, like, totally ready to be pregnant, 481 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,080 and mine's just not ready. 482 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,600 Honestly, I've been so stressed, 483 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,840 I haven't had a period for, like, two months. 484 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,440 So don't worry, okay? 485 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,320 Everything's gonna be fine. 486 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,880 I'm just gonna check the sale before they close.